like candyland for nerds

gaetano: remember in the movie BIG with tom hanks when he gets his paycheck and buys a loft and fills is with pin ball machines and other stuff?

me: did you do that?

gaetano: not yet
but that's what google's office complex is like

me: dude...really???
wow

gaetano: yeah it's retarded how much money they have

gaetano: free smoothies at the entrance of every building.

me: FWAH?!

gaetano: yeah man
they have 16 gourmet restaurants across the campus
all of them free

me: you're just making shit up now

gaetano: no i'm not
they have a circus tent
and an 18 hole golf course
a gym with personal trainers
and a lap pool
all free
and you can bring your dog to work

me: i feel like this is the workplace you design when you're 8 years old and the teacher asks you what kind of place you could imagine working in

me: like, its candyland for nerds

gaetano: hahaha it is
they have a t-rex in the courtyard