making good on my $37

Things I Ate at the Christmas Buffet Today:

• 3 lbs of prosciutto
• brie
• breadsticks
• salmon
• 3-4 glasses of sparkling white wine
• green beans and tomatoes
• a hearty cup of mulled wine
• 4 lbs of mashed potatoes
• a river of gravy
• turkey
• walnuts
• a single chicken skewer
• blueberry tart
• 5 scoops of ice cream (2 chocolate, one mint, one rum raisin, one unknown)
• one christmas cookie
• one sip of coffee
• no water