Wow, just think, now we'll be able to tell our daughters, "you can grow up and be anything you want to be. Why, you could even be some old-windbag's-strategic-womb-carrying-ploy-designed-to-siphon-votes-from-enbittered-Clinton-supporters-and-disgruntled-and/or-undecided white-women-everywhere!

Or, an astronaut!"